Day before yesterday, the neighborhood deer pack got me back. I was cruising along the single track on a ridge in Huddart Park with my headphones on when a deer went flying by just 10 feet in front of me. As fast as I could say "WOW! That was close...", the second one clocked me and knocked me on my ass.
Yup. I got run over by a deer.
|(The suspects fleeing the scene)|
When I picked myself up, I got an odd stare from the deer...a long stare....REVENGE.
Touché, my deer. I had that coming.
|(Eye for an eye, hoof for a hoof)|
|(Watch out for this guy!)|