Sunday, November 13, 2011

So You've Decided To Drink Water

Check out this hilarious story about drinking water by Mallory Ortberg at The Hairpin:
On the first day, you make the decision. “I’m going to drink more water,” you say. “Eight glasses a day, to start with. Maybe more.” Suddenly you realize the break room has gone silent. The sun sinks below the horizon as a sign of respect. You begin right away, finishing the cup of water already in your hand.

The next morning, you open your eyes after eight uninterrupted hours of deep sleep. The sun spills through the window onto the fresh white linens on your bed, and a glass of water sits on your nightstand, sparkling in the morning light. You drink it and realize that you no longer have the urge to eat breakfast. The water is enough....[cont]
 Click here to read the rest...very funny.



  1. Story about drinking water by Mallory Ortberg at The Hairpin is very good and it is conveying the advantages of water. Interesting blog.

  2. Ahh, the glass reminds me of my glass of sprite with ice blended in it, i use to have it after running in the morning.

  3. Thanks for sharing Scott, very funny. Water's great, but I swear more by the organic foods I eat than the amount of water I drink. Congratulations on all the races this year! How many are you planning to enter next year?

  4. Maybe the EU officials should read this article ;-)

  5. Water's great, loved the story. It remind me of the glass full of water which I have after morning walk.


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