Sunday, December 20, 2009

ultrng *dumpd* me (a break up text msg)

[a recent unfortunate txt exchange between me and my love, ultrarunning]


scott: r u ign0ring me? y no lottery entries?


ultrng: i thnk we need time apart. c othr peepl.



scott: i knew it how could u



ultrng: we had fun. rmbr the g00d times.


scott: i thought we had smthg!!! wht abt @states? @cool? @miwok? u r so mean



ultrng: srsly, get over yrslf.



scott: wht did i do wrng? :(


ultrng: u cheated


scott: i did n0t cheat!!!!


ultrng: u did bcuz u ran othr races



scott: ???


ultrng: races tht r youngr, fastr...evry1 saw


scott: they mean n0thng, u r all tht mttrs


ultrng: d00d, its 0vr ...l8r


scott: jst 1 m0r? plz?!?!?



scott: hell0?


scott: ur an @ss

20 comments:

  1. UR HYSTYRICAL.
    Sorry about your loss.

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  2. I heard about your breakup. I'm just around the corner. Cum on over if you feel lonely, but come quickly, I might be moving.

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  3. at least you are 2 for 3
    I am 0 for 3

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  4. Scott. This was great, as was your pre-lottery ode. Cheers.

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  5. I just saw your name on the Cool list, but not mine....

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  6. I know! I got on the Cool lottery list ten minutes after posting this, but recently found out I will be in NYC and can't make it. But it felt kinda good (in a teenager sort of way) to say "ha, I can reject you too". ;-)

    Lotteries are tough karma, I tell ya.

    SD

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  7. Scott, u frgt *FML*
    FML

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  8. my feelings exactly! I'm 0 for 3 too. the lottery gods suck!

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  9. Better to go for a big run & forget about the bad time's!

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  10. Love it!!!!
    Clever, great!
    I wrote something similar one time. It's wonderful when running takes a life of its own

    http://becauseitisi.blogspot.com/2009_10_11_archive.html

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  11. Hilarious, Scott. Really, d00d.

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  12. Hi-larious! Love this post.

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